May 2012
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 21st
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May 17th
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russianliterature asked: KEKE PALMER IS WEARING MY JEANS
May 17th
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ccardboardcityy asked: i like that you reblogged that post of mine from ally from so long ago, haha
May 17th
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russianliterature: ccardboardcityy: i just glued a false eyelash to my upper lip and walked around my kitchen shouting “auf weidersein motherfucker” what is wronG WITH ME omg meg
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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“Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he...”
– Denis Leary, 1992 (via carols7)
May 11th
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May 11th
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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.” 2. Don bikini. I’m gonna try this!
May 10th
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This is my life.
So I was at work today, clearing up tables in the cafe (a job that makes me want to kill myself, as everyone seems to make a big fucking mess when it’s not them that has to clean it up) when I started singing Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds in my head. Over and over. Until I realised that it wasn’t in my head. Customers were starting to stare. Honestly, I have quite a loud...
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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tyrotoxisms: i like how my teacher is giving the instructions for the end of the year project it literally says Your presentation must be mature!!!!!!!!!!! It must be neat!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you should write your whole project like that, then when he complains slap him in the face.
May 7th
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earthtojessi: i’m having a bad hair day week month year existence
May 7th
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“I wanna be a virgin pure A twenty first century whore”
– Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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It's that day again, revenge of the fifth.
May the fourth is nothing.
May 5th
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti,...
May 5th
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May 4th
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HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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Listenxlianneherex: olsennnnn: Justin Bieber -...
May 4th
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ListenJustin Bieber - S&M (Rihanna Cover) I sort of...
May 4th
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Never swallow your bubble gum.
May 4th
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russianliterature asked: HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY
May 4th
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“i know i’ve got a big ego, i really dont know why its such a big deal though.”
– (via hannahhjoness)
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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“He’s been watching Lexie still struggle with her feelings for Mark. He sees that...”
– Jesse Williams (x) It’s true. He shouldn’t.
May 3rd
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