May 2012
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russianliterature asked: KEKE PALMER IS WEARING MY JEANS
ccardboardcityy asked: i like that you reblogged that post of mine from ally from so long ago, haha
russianliterature:
ccardboardcityy:
i just glued a false eyelash to my upper lip and walked around my kitchen shouting “auf weidersein motherfucker” what is wronG WITH ME
omg meg
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Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he...
– Denis Leary, 1992 (via carols7)
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
I’m gonna try this!
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This is my life.
So I was at work today, clearing up tables in the cafe (a job that makes me want to kill myself, as everyone seems to make a big fucking mess when it’s not them that has to clean it up) when I started singing Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds in my head.
Over and over.
Until I realised that it wasn’t in my head.
Customers were starting to stare.
Honestly, I have quite a loud...
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tyrotoxisms:
i like how my teacher is giving the instructions for the end of the year project
it literally says
Your presentation must be mature!!!!!!!!!!! It must be neat!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you should write your whole project like that, then when he complains slap him in the face.
earthtojessi:
i’m having a bad hair day week month year existence
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I wanna be a virgin pure
A twenty first century whore
– Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds
It's that day again, revenge of the fifth.
May the fourth is nothing.
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti,...
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
onlylolgifs:
More hilarious gifs here!!
Works every time.
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Never swallow your bubble gum.
russianliterature asked: HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY
i know i’ve got a big ego, i really dont know why its such a big deal though.
– (via hannahhjoness)
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He’s been watching Lexie still struggle with her feelings for Mark. He sees that...
– Jesse Williams (x)
It’s true. He shouldn’t.